Scuba.

First day of classes. I am going to learn to be a scuba diver. I am learning to dance. Ah yes, I'm finally taking gym credits; scuba diving and ballroom dancing. I'm going to learn how to salsa! Who's with me?

On other topics, Penn State has decided that bottled water is the only beverage allowed in classrooms. My question is: how are they going to enforce it? There are over 45,000 students on campus.